I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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