How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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