I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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