There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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