so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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