Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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