I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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