I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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