In America we eat man semen.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Randomize
