That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i think im in europe. pls send help
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
