he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
oh god was she eating orange peels again
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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