i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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