fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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