I'm drive I can fine osifer
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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