Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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