You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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