I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
