i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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