how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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