dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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