How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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