Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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