I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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