Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
