Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your dad touched me again.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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