try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
