Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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