my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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