You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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