Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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