He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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