There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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