Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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