i think my mom watched the whole time
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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