we're blogging at a bar
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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