hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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