No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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