All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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