No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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