Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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