I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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