are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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