we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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