you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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