and you said cock pushups were impossible
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
