the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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