Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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