I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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