Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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