he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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